The Painful Truth from “Team” Obama… (sort of)

Good to see our comics  muzzle-free. Gotta hurt Big “O”s ego just a tad…Don’t cha think?

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Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obama-Care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.  -Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
-O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.   -Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The
other is for housing prisoners.   -Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the
ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !  -Fallon


Q:
What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.   -Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers”
program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road..
-Letterman

Hat Tip from ZA


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