Good to see our comics muzzle-free. Gotta hurt Big “O”s ego just a tad…Don’t cha think?
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Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obama-Care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
-O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The
other is for housing prisoners. -Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the
ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers”
program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road..
-Letterman
Hat Tip from ZA